An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...A Poem by shelbylugalAn Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Upon Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship... (for a contest)Dear Aliens, I am so very sorry For what I did... To you... To your ship... To. Your. Leader. I should be grateful, It was a wonderful experience! Floating in the bright lights, Hearing your language, Being experimented on, To learn more about... Me! I should have felt honored. But I didn't. Your bright lights blinded me, Sent me into an anxiety attack, So I punched you in your gruzzleflof. Then, hearing your language, Made me freeze up, Before I bit off the guards antenna And broke the door down to escape, Which I failed. And being experimented on made me laugh. You cut my pants and jacket open Thinking it was my skin! But then you continued for layer two... Then you PENETRATED MY SKIN, Hooked me to a machine, And chopped my hair to be, "Further analyzed." That made me panic. So after that, I'm sorry for Tearing the machine apart, Punching a hole in you wall And tearing the wires inside the wall out, Making your plane malfunction, Then throwing the broken machine... Through the window... And knocking out your pilot... Making your Mother Ship crash, And land right in Area 51. Once more, I'm sorry. -Shelbylugal © 2011 shelbylugalAuthor's Note
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Added on January 20, 2011Last Updated on January 20, 2011 AuthorshelbylugalOver the rainbowAboutAbout me? Well, My name is Shelby. I'm a senior in high school and hoping to have a published book a year or two after I get out. It's going to take work (no DER) but I'm up for the challange. My fa.. more..Writing
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