s**t's legit

me and my shitting dilemma

oh no, i've got to go!

for the bomb in my rectum is about to blow!

emerging from the anus, is a threatening menace

who has the spirit of freedom, seeking independence.

help me, oh help me

my soul is leaving my body

my s**t isn't coming out

i'm glued to my potty.

my a*****e is clenching

my knuckles are white like snow

the idea of release sounds quenching,

it stinks in here, please open a window.

the rocket has landed

i got the relief i've been yearning

my intestines expanded

my a*****e's still burning.

-s

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WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CENSOR THE CURSE WORDS BRUHHH