Fueling Up With Green Gas

Humorous short story a bout a man try to fuel his car up with environmentally friendly gas.

A man pulls into a WaWa  store to fuel up his car. To this man's surprise he see the man parked in front of him is take out of a big brown bag  green bean  burritos and unwraps them then cramming them into his gas tank of his car.  

  So the man who was observing this odd behavior goes over to the man park in front of him and asks him,'' Why are you cramming those bean  burritos into the gas tank of your car?"

The man with the burritos replies," I am trying to protect the environment,so I am fueling my car up with green gas." 

The man who asked him about the bean burritos asks," Aren't you concerned about people trying to sue you for the damage done to their car's paint jobs,that  was caused by the fumes that came out of your tail pipe?"

Stephen J.Vattimo

March 12, 2015