Larry Scary Hairy Wishes Would Not Do The Dishes

Larry Scary Hairy Wishes

Would not do the dishes

He would take out the trash

Clean his room in a flash

But Larry Scary Hairy Wishes

Would not do the dishes

A lot of anchovies and raw fishes

The smell was so bad it was vicious 

Chunks of yogurt, sour cottage cheese

Piles and piles of mean peas

Smelly nasty smells

That would make you puke well

The smells were so bad

It made him sad

He finally gave up and did the dishes

And was not very vicious

Finally everybody could see

And everybody was happy with he.