Buds Disco

Just a fictional yarn

I was havin' some suds
at a disco named "Buds"
and it left me with a tale to tell

I was introduced
to a girl name of Lucy
and that really didn't end well

I wasn't my best
won the dancin' contest
just trying to get to the can

tripped on a chair
and as I flew through the air
I really wondered where I would land

Hey there dude , ain't no need to be rude
don't you get so temperamental
I got a belly full beer and a bad middle ear
The groping was accidental

No longer aloft
I grabbed something soft
Wouldn't you know that it was gal

She was cuttin' a rug
With a mean lookin' thug
Her six foot four inch pal

Well it went through my head
That I'm certainly dead
If I don't get my hands off her "Girls"

I should look her in the eyes
and apoloigize
I decided to give that a whirl

Hey there dude , ain't no need to be rude
don't you get so temperamental
I got a belly full beer and a bad middle ear
The groping was accidental

Before I could dare
I was back in the air
as he tossed me across the floor

He grabbed me again
I thought this is the end
And he pitched me on out the door

Out on the street
I Knew I was gonna get beat
He told me to say That I'm sorry

"I was tryin' to man
before all this began
But you wouldn't listen to my story"

So c'mon dude , ain't no need to be rude
don't you get so temperamental
I got a belly full beer and a bad middle ear
The groping was accidental

I got a belly full beer and a bad middle ear
that groping was accidental

Reviews

[emipoemi]

This is so funny, and it has a very modern R. W. Service vibe to it. Your musicality gets a bit wonky and wordy in a few places, and I think the line would be better off in many ways were it to say: "if I don't get my hands off his girl" since "her 'Girls'" is a odd and it also doesn't fully rhyme with "whirl" (not that it mattered, but "girl" does fully rhyme, so that solves that factor). Very well done overall! I couldn't contain my laughter. The refrain is killer.

[Donna]

Love it! It sounds like it should be a song! Nice writing!