Writing

A limerick about how cats are always meowing at the front door.

A matron of Memphis poured toffee In water and orange juice and coffee. Her drinks were so sweet She thought them a treat, But a sleeve, if ..

In homage to the Peggotty family

In welcome old Fido is barking But cats are too haughty for marking If tenants are home, Or off on a roam. A shut-in gets cranky a..

A huckster from Huxby displayed His circus of fleas to any who paid. A bug on a trapeze Can soar with such ease And for wages takes..

A vegetable sufficiently boiled And buttered and salted and oiled Can taste just like meat Off a parakeet Or platypus flambéed the..

A spinster from Flint once opined In her day the suitors were kind. Though sister was gone, They didn’t stay long. An o..

A farmer from Farmington sowed His hectares with freckle of toad. When asked what would sprout He hadn’t a doubt Of harvesti..

Perhaps it’s to exercise jaws But a naughty porcupine gnaws On handles of wood, So salty and good, But they’d prefe..

A widow from Wimberly whistles And fills all her pillows with thistles. So nice on the cheek, You’ll sleep for a week. Wh..

Postmodernists like Rohrschach blots But painters prefer polka dots, But shaking paint just right So dots stay round and tight Is..

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