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Soggy Vegetables

Soggy Vegetables

A Poem by David Plantinga


A vegetable sufficiently boiled And buttered and salted and oiled Can taste just like meat Off a parakeet Or platypus flambéed the..
Popcorn and Porcupines

Popcorn and Porcupines

A Poem by David Plantinga


Perhaps it’s to exercise jaws But a naughty porcupine gnaws On handles of wood, So salty and good, But they’d prefe..