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Dr. LoveGlove: Forbidden Pleasures On TapeA Story by Matthias GregoriusOn a dare, my terrified 19 year old self decided to make the most of that dreaded prostate exam. The recording turned out better than I could have ima.. |
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Fun and Games Until Your Bishop Loses an EyeA Story by Matthias GregoriusWho could have known our Bishop would be driving with his window down, on a 10F frigid night. Some bizarro bend in the fabric of the Universe all alig.. |
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Faster Than a Speeding Bus: Say No to Stealing Fro..A Story by Matthias GregoriusMinutes earlier an angry, Ace Frehley looking character had been clutching the case as if contained gold bars. We couldn't believe he left it behind. .. |
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Tapeworm Removal TechnicianA Story by Matthias GregoriusDavey fully believed I was about to remove a fierce, 16 foot tapeworm from the tailpipe of our Bro, Trevor. Armed only with tongs and a ham sandwich, .. |
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The Basketball Head DiariesA Story by Matthias Gregorius"No food for 48 hours," there was good reason for this post-oral surgery instruction. The munchies led me to ignore it, and I was about to pay a horri.. |
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Escape Plan in Dueling Banjo CountryA Story by Matthias GregoriusThe cop was pissed in the extreme, not a fan of our "Fast & Furious" style escape. "You think yer better than me, huh, huh?" Was the oft repeated line.. |
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AM/PM Beer Cooler TakeoverA Story by Matthias GregoriusA creative, if illegal solution to underaged alcohol access. Smooth sailing, until a cop appeared opposite me, staring right at me through the glass. .. |
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Shad Coulson's Beautiful B***s Destroyed My Reputa..A Story by Matthias GregoriusWoe unto he who falls asleep first at a trickster's sleepover. The very moment Shad's Mother is screaming into the phone to mine, Shad's boobies are d.. |
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Crouching Gorilla, Hidden Drunken DumbshitA Story by Matthias GregoriusStuffing myself, in full gorilla get-up, into that recycle bin and lying in wait seemed like a good scheme at the time. 12 beers in, trickster dumbass.. |
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LSD Church Dance: My Felonious Missing WalletA Story by Matthias GregoriusI swerved to block the exit as the last car tried to leave. If they didn't have my LSD stuffed wallet, were the handcuffs all that remained? Was it al.. |
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Nun Nurse Nelly's Vicious Backhand & Another Helic..A Story by Matthias GregoriusAnother helicopter ride I wouldn't remember. Another ER Doc breaking the likely prognosis: veggie platter. A well deserved smack for the humiliating f.. |
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Popcorn Bucket BonerA Story by Matthias GregoriusPrank revenge, a dish best served warm? It would go terribly wrong, just before it went perfect |
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