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Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I had to travel through eight world's to save Princess Peach.But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.After killing seven fake Bows..
Mario's Indecent Proposal

Mario's Indecent Proposal

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.Mario only saved her because he wanted to have sex.Mario says that she owes him sex but she doesn't..
Happily Never After (the Second Curse of the Horny Toad)

Happily Never After (the Second Curse of the Horny..

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


This poem explains what REALLY happened after a kiss turned the frog (actually a horny toad) into a prince.
The Aery Faery Princess

The Aery Faery Princess

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


The Aery Faery Princessby Michael R. Burchfor KeiraThere once was a princess lighter than fluffmade of such gossamer stuff:the down of a thistle, butt..
Picturebook Princess

Picturebook Princess

A Poem by Michael R. Burch


Picturebook PrincessbyMichael R. Burchfor KeiraWe had a special visitor.Our world became suddenly brighter.She was such a charmer!Such a delighter!Wit..
The Princess, The Witch And The Pearl

The Princess, The Witch And The Pearl

A Story by R J Fuller


A fable about when what is accepted as good turns out to not be, and what is seen as terrible really isn't.
Onyx

Onyx

A Story by Joshua Blaylock


An old-style fairy tale about broken vows