Tags : limerick

Limerick

Limerick

A Poem by Nathan the Sane


A story about women or men With a place or a time; where or when All the syllables go Nine-nine-six-six-nine; Ho It usually makes fun of those men
The Old Man with the Dove

The Old Man with the Dove

A Poem by Nathan the Sane


There was once an old man with a dove Who met a young girl and fell in love He danced quite an odd dance And the girl fled to France Sadder yet, he ha..
The Old Man with Some Dreams

The Old Man with Some Dreams

A Poem by Nathan the Sane


There was once an old man with some dreams; That his life would be of milk and creams So he wrote those things down And soon all of the town Knew that..
The World

The World

A Poem by Nathan the Sane


This world that you have, it is not yours So listen well and do all your chores; For you borrow it from Your own children, how dumb It is to wreck thi..
The Old Man from Down Under

The Old Man from Down Under

A Poem by Nathan the Sane


There was an old man from Down Under Who was struck by lightning and thunder But the sun soon came out And he started to shout: "Curse the weather her..
Loser

Loser

A Poem by Tony Jordan


~ for Gorthi's Limerick competition ~
Sitting Nude In A Chair

Sitting Nude In A Chair

A Poem by Ohioman


What a woman does and sees is being told in this one limerick poem.
Blonde Known As Maggie

Blonde Known As Maggie

A Poem by Ohioman


In this limerick poem, a man tells us about the time he saw a naked beauty walking up to him in a bar.
Their Hot Sex Filled Fiesta

Their Hot Sex Filled Fiesta

A Poem by Ohioman


One woman spotted another watching her getting it on with a guy in this limerick poem.
A Voyeur Named Sam

A Voyeur Named Sam

A Poem by Ohioman


This limerick poem tells the story of what a woman lets herself do on one particular day.
The Pet Preferential

The Pet Preferential

A Poem by Alexander Sedgewick


This is a witty short limerick that is pro-cat. Or is it?
Good Intentions to Bad Sketches

Good Intentions to Bad Sketches

A Poem by Carl Teegerstrom


I wrote this limerick for a poetry writing class. I am satisfied with the poem, and I hope you find it funny.
The Man in the Tower - Part II

The Man in the Tower - Part II

A Poem by Alexander Sedgewick


This amusing but tragic limerick tells the story of Bill after his dramatic exit from his tower. His exploits and adventures lead him to new realizati..
The Man in the Tower - Part III

The Man in the Tower - Part III

A Poem by Alexander Sedgewick


The tale continues after King Bill's near fatal experience. This time, the viewpoint shifts to the antagonist, the sadistic and cruel Prince Tom and h..
Cassette

Cassette

A Poem by NAHTEWOHARD


The grip of adulthood is tight, and it won't let go
Robert And Missy

Robert And Missy

A Poem by Ohioman


This limerick poem happens to show what one couple allows themselves to do while they're alone.
Ashley And The Backyard Pool

Ashley And The Backyard Pool

A Poem by Ohioman


This limerick poem is about what a woman does to keep herself cool... and what she sees afterwards.
Limerick!

Limerick!

A Poem by Soumya Deouskar


Huh, nonsense makes sense,doesn't it?
The Candy Man

The Candy Man

A Poem by Dalton Wagoner


My weinus was touched by a man And he owned a nice, spacious van He gave me candy He grabbed onto me So I kicked him and then I ran