The Getaway (some profanity.)

so i made this short really short story listening to the song Getaway.

My life is anything but normal. In fact, i call it pure chaos. No parents. No boyfriend. Just a crappy life. As i dance to the rythmatic and captivating music, i wonder what Ryan must be doing. What would he do or think if he saw me shake my a*s from side to side to the dirty old men in the bar. What would he do, when he found out i stole all his good old money.

 

I turn around to watch the crownd of old men whose tounges are hanging out, jeez i hate them. Hmmmmm, my favorite part, the big giant stripper pole in the middle of the fucken stage. I don't like it, I love ittt!!!! I walk towards it in 5 inch heels, a small sailor costume, which my b***s and a*s cheeks hang out of, and a s****y attitude. What can I do, I cant change it now. I stole Ryan's money just to end up as a stripper? Nice, huh?

 

I place my hands on the pole, swing my hips, and throw myself into a hand stand by the pole. I walk fowards and do more exotic moves. I swing my hips along with my hair, its sexy huh? But then I spot Ryan in the crowd. How the f**k did he find me? I run of the stage towards the exit. Perfect, just fucken perfect. I wear the biggest heels today out of all days. Lovely. Damn it he's following me. I run to the forest and slow until Ryan catches me.

 

"You little b***h. Give me my money back!"

 

"Ok," I said reaching for my pocket,"Give me a kiss first."

 

"It's hard to say no to a sweet a*s in a sailor costume." I take my pocket knife out and i know that no one will hear him scream. I stab him and he starts gasping for air. he looks at me in disbelief and he falls to the floor. In just a few seconds, he dies. HA!!

 

That was easier than I though. I squat to the floor and give Ryan a goodbye kiss. I stand up and I step over him. I walk to the strip club and start dancing again. Swinging my hips from side to side, I still have his money and a sweet body.

Reviews

[fred...]

My friends would love this.

[Jess Cook]

Ha this is funny

[Starting Over]

LOVED IT! who sung the song Getaway?