Gunlandia (à la Seuss)A Poem by Bob BOne day in a land that's quite renowned, Disturbing news was floating around. People cried, "Help! It's happening today: Our leader is taking our guns away!" Millions swarmed to their gun shops for fear Their gun shops' demise soon would draw near. Since no one wanted to be a gun mourner, The lines stretched around every corner. "So thirty thousand people will die From guns in this country each year? Oh, my! Just THIRTY thousand? Well, that's nifty; I was afraid I was going to hear FIFTY Thousand people," said one eager buyer, Imagining all the guns he'd acquire. "Three hundred million guns in this
land," Said another, holding a gun in his hand; "That's a statistic that I can't rebuff, But frankly speaking that isn't enough. A gun gives you power to a certain degree, But having an arsenal: that makes you free!" The people cried, "Yay! The more guns the
merrier! Down with every gun-buying barrier!" From out of the shops the gun buyers streamed. Their weapons sparkled and glittered and gleamed: Fancy rifles; assault weapons, too; Sawed-off shotguns in red, white, and blue. Someone said, "Wait! There's one thing I need: A machine gun will bring my collection up to
speed." The laughter and gaiety rose to a high pitch As the shoppers scratched each gun-buying itch. "My guns," said one woman, "actually
give Me and my husband a reason to live." Hubby said, "Yeah, my gun is my life. I even like it more than my wife. Our leader wants to stack the decks In favor of strengthening background checks. I believe in simplification; Down with every gun regulation!" More cheers broke out from those who dreaded The warnings from anyone more level-headed. "The Second Amendment should be the rule Of the land; if you disagree you're a fool," Pontificated a bespectacled chap Who sported a spiffy NRA cap. "And if gun show loopholes bother you, well, You can simply go to hell." Gun store owners were beside themselves; They couldn't keep the guns on their shelves. The manufacturers liked the ripple Effect as they watched their bank accounts triple. They said, "We have a reason to brag; Let's put a firearm on our great flag!" The people shot down firearm discussions And heedlessly ignored repercussions. They felt that they needed to put up a fight For what they thought was a guaranteed right In a country known as Gunlandia--a place Where being gunless was a disgrace; Where what really mattered was rule number one: Life’s incomplete if you don’t have a gun. (1-6-16)
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