Leaving Millions Behind

Televangelist Jan Crouch

Left this world in May.

I wonder if she's hobnobbing now

With dear Tammy Faye--

 

The two together, hoping to be

In somebody's good graces,

With streaks of tears and makeup flowing

Down their shiny faces.

 

I doubt Jan has her pink-tinged

Cotton candy wigs

And scarlet gowns with puffy sleeves

And other fancy digs.

 

She won't need her private jet

Or homes in numerous states

Or millions a year in income if she's

Behind the pearly gates.

 

Hundreds of thousands in meal expenses

Won't do her much good

Wherever she has ended up,

In all likelihood.

 

Neither will her Newport Beach

Mansion serve her now.

(Did Paul leave her his Bentley when

He took his final bow?)

 

She also had to leave behind

Her doggies--sad to see--

And THEIR hundred thousand dollar

Luxury RV.

 

I guess we should be happy that

For a couple generations

She had the chance to make great use of

Contributors' donations.

 

(6-22-16)