Good-bye, Tucker, Good-bye! (Part II)

(This poem can be sung to the tune of the 1922 song "Toot…Toot…Tootsie, Good-bye.")

 

Tucker,° can't you say when?

You have done it again.

What IS your fascination

With someone who's a real threat to our free nation?

Giving Putin free rein

Is nothing short of insane!

How could you not

Be overwrought

When you let the Russian tyrant bolster his plot?

Therefore, fingers are crossed

That you'll somehow get lost!

 

Letting Putin spread lies,

Tucker, isn't so wise.

You, of course, are guilty of that,

And when you do you cater to the autocrat.

You think Moscow's so nice.

So, I won't tell you twice.

Surely you could

Do what you should:

Pack your bags, get on a plane, and move there for good.

When your jet's in the sky,

Tucker, we’ll wave good-bye!

 

-by Bob B (2-14-24)

 

°Tucker Carlson: political talk show host fired from Fox News in 2023