Two-Doll Donald

By keeping one's mouth shut, one might

Appear to be a stupid lout--

They say--however, by opening it,

The person thus removes all doubt.

 

That's a message that Donald Trump

Really ought to take to heart.

Often when he opens his mouth,

He comes off sounding not so smart.

 

Trump dismissed concerns about

His tariffs raising the price of toys.

And so when Christmas arrives this year,

Watch out, little girls and boys.

 

He says that kids this year might get

Just two dolls instead of THIRTY.

Once again, it looks as though

Trump is getting down and dirty.

 

And, yes, those dolls are going to cost

A wee bit more, but that's okay.

Is the man entirely clueless?

What a stupid thing to say!

 

It sounds just like the comment he made

Regarding injecting ourselves with bleach.

He says the most ridiculous things

In every interview or speech.

 

Bringing and keeping prices down

Was part of his election campaign.

The nonsense we are going to have to

Put up with during the mad king's reign!

 

-by Bob B (5-2-25)

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

I'm with you, bob. I'll never understand how so many Americans can be so incredibly dumb. I wish the maga crowd could go down with him and leave the rest of us alone.

[Bob B]

Yeah, it is hard to understand and very discouraging. Trump, Vance, and Musk should take the MAGA crowd to Russia and live there since they love dictatorships so much.

[Carlos Lorenzo Estrada]

You get a standing ovation from me on this piece, Bob. Excellent drop mic deserving of applause, my friend. CLE

[Bob B]

Thanks, Carlos. Isn’t he a total fool?

[Carlos Lorenzo Estrada]

That my friend would be insulting to fools. As always I enjoy reading your words and am appreciative of the voice and art you bring to the community.