Freezer Cast

Freezer Cast

A Poem by Richard Williams
"

A tale of the freezer folk.

"

One cold and gray December day

in a Klondike jamboree,

near Healthy Choice I heard a voice

and it was Sara Lee.


Then Mrs. Paul began to call

and I saw Lean Cuisine;

the fries were staid but Minute Maid

has eyes for Jimmy Dean.


Was this a dream with pink ice cream

my Hostess for the night?

Was Uncle Ben my new best friend

along with Honeysuckle White?


Some Tasty Freeze and Mrs. T's

began to sing out loud;

the Banquet pies all rubbed their eyes,

while Kraft was mighty proud.


As Van de Kamps turned on the lamps

the words were clearly seen;

Hormel then eyed them all with pride--

and so did Freezer Queen.


Michelina's came between us

so I chose lemon pie;

Pillsbury dough just seemed to know

as Aunt Jemima waved goodbye. 

© 2014 Richard Williams


My Review

Would you like to review this Poem?
Login | Register




Reviews

Hahaha!! Loved this!! So unique and fun! Great job!!!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Excellent entry to my little contest.
Very well played.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Ha! This was a fun read! :)


Posted 6 Years Ago


*Mmm.. Yummy* :P Hard to come across humorous poem these days (I don't write one too, Oh the irony :D). I feel humorous poems shouldn't be critiqued upon. Nothing costs more than a smile caused :D :) So, I literally have no job here, other than to say "Well done, amigo" :D :)

Keep writing.

Posted 10 Years Ago


LOL!~ extremely clever and a fun read~ you whet the appetite for sure!!!~

Posted 10 Years Ago



Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

372 Views
5 Reviews
Rating
Added on July 18, 2010
Last Updated on July 21, 2014
Tags: December, Klondike, Sara_Lee, Minute_Maid, Jimmy_Dean, pink, Uncle_Ben, Banquet, Kraft, lamps, Hormel, Pillsbury, Aunt_Jemima


Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..


Elements Elements

A Poem by Robin