2 years ago ANOTHER time...

real story. this happened to me when i was 9.

(the setting is at school but behind a building- 2 yrs ago for me)

Me: (i start walking in and then see Graham and harry)

Graham: (laughs and makes Harry laugh) 

Harry: you're so little! look how lit'l this boy is! Graham you looking?

Graham: yeah i'm looking at Mr. small! smalls! small town small boy!

Harry: new name! smalls! hey smalls! why so small, smalls?

Me: I am not that small. i am one of the tallest boys in my grade.

Graham: but your small compared to us!

Me: You're older then me! Of course i am smaller! I am younger then you! 

Harry: Smalls has a small heart to, check this out Graham (harry grabs my hands and head butts me in the forehead) 

Me: OUCH! 

Graham and harry: HAHA!

Me: that's not funny

Harry: yeah smalls! it's so funny! 

Me: No. Its not funny. I'm not laughing!

Harry: smalls has a small brain too, see Graham? see? he can't think of a come back!

Graham: (laughs)

Me: stop it! you know my teacher will get you in big trouble!

Graham: your teacher! wow! Oh no i am sooooooo scared!!!!

Me: you better be. my mom could also get you in big trouble!

Graham: (laughs)

Harry: isn't that sooooooo terrible! oh no!

Me: really stop it now!!!

Graham: smalls gonna cry if we don't?! 

(TO BE CONTINUED)

*yeah also this true. it happened to me. maybe not the exact words but really close. 

Author's Note

*yeah also this true. it happened to me. maybe not the exact words but really close. happened when i was 9.