There’s a Mouse in my House

One day while I was sitting back watching television in my house I see this mouse going across the middle of the floor, but then it stopped in its tracks stood up on its hind legs as if it was trying to say something to me, but then it went on its way.

Oh hell knaw was my first initial reaction but then I thought to myself, I gotta get me a cat to get rid of this mouse in my house.

So the very next day I got me a cat to get rid of the mouse in my house.

Now the mouse that was once in my house is gone, but now the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house is clawing up my furniture, climbing the drapes and coughing-up fur balls all over my house.

Now thinking to myself I gotta get me a dog in order to get rid of this cat that got rid of the mouse in my house.

So the very next day I got me a dog to get rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house.

So now the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house is gone, but now the dog that got rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house, craps all over the place, chews up my slippers and chases me all around my own house.

Now thinking to myself I gotta get rid of this dog that got rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house.

So the very next day I got a-hold of this guy to get rid of the dog that got rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house.

So the very next day when I came home unexpectedly, I find this guy who got rid of the dog that got rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house, in bed with my wife.

So now I got my gun and got rid of my wife then I got rid of the guy who got rid of the dog that got rid of the cat that got rid of the mouse in my house.

So now here I sit in my prison cell as I await my execution date, and while I sit back watching television a mouse goes by and stops in its tracks stood up on its hind legs, looks at me and says hey, I remember you pal and just like I tried to tell you before, I’m just passing thru.