Ode On A Smelly Coworker

Smelly worker that toil and sweat with me!     

Oh how you reek! Turning stomach and nose!

Thy strong odor of a deathly degree. 

A fierce shower is what I do propose.

   

Do you know what discomfort you provide?

The way you stalk my nights with your aura?

No amount of body spray can fix it.

Nothing without soap would make it subside.

Oh great Wal-Mart has soap in plethora!

Purchase it and cure the smell you transmit! 

Author's Note

Just for fun.
But really, he did smell bad.

Reviews

[TK]

Love it!!! I can relate, but really I laughed so hard!

[BL McKinney]

Haha. Glad you enjoyed it!

[TK]

Great job.