Wow! A Chipmunk Ate My Mother!

A made up sales pitch, brought on by the boredom of my own mind.

Just thought I'd let you know, today is nothing special, but it is special none the less. We here at Mental Disabilites-R-Us like to help common folk like you have extraordinary lives. Want an action packed life, we have the perfect program for you. The schizophrenia plan will make you question even your own shadows motives, and around every corner there could be danger. Be careful of those listening in who might want to do you harm, or are just after some much needed information about your life. There is always an adventure with the schizophrenia plan. Other programs coming soon.

Author's Note

This was written just for fun, thought I'd see what everyone thought of it.

Reviews

[Cheyson]

ha haa, cute, kawaii, lindo, hubsch, mignon, nihenkeai, carino, and Ty simpatichnaya

[Tracie Skarbo]

OMG I was laughing... thanks so much for the giggles... great title too! :)