Saying No To Tom Cruise

No, no, no, no, no Tom Cruise.

American extramarital affairs get to become British pavement walking, even if I don't see your new movie.

No!

No!

No!

I'm telling you Tom Cruise, don't f**k the No off!

Act 2

No, not really no.

There, Tom Cruise, I've just quoted Eric Roberts (bet you can't guess which movie the quote is from) 

(Oh s**t, did I actually quote Eric Roberts, as in did I do so in the correct way?)

Act 3

Treat me like a fat boy, Tom Cruise.

Treat me like a fat boy.

I fucked up, okay, I got the Eric Roberts reference wrong.

Treat me like a fat boy

I'll disengage.

American extramarital affair doesn't have to become British pavement walking.

C'mon Cruise, I'll let you re-engage me.

I'll let you treat me.