baby powder in your face skit

baby powder in your face skit

A Screenplay by josh Fredrick Meyer

a skit about the wallet i have full of baby powder ,
cop arrests us for something stupid like danceing in public really weird and funny like makeing a social experiemnt , one of my buddies jumps on a car or accidently bumps it , cops car comes raceing towards us slams on his brakes so hard smoke almost comes of them gets out real fast with an attitude mixed with Will ferrel and that bald guy off hot tub time machine ,
he asks us for i.d , our cameras stil rolling

hey turn that camera off

we have a consititutional right to film you cops just incase you shoot my black friend over here or try to take a bribe or something messed up

urrg okay but just cause im nice "

we all have blank faces

officer what were we doing my friend accidently bumped that car

scenario 2 ( im sorry officers my buddie just got outta hand nakeing this social experiemnt video , everyone knows they were filmed its all legal

cop looks sturnly at the level headed dude than back to the stoner then at the black dude for some reason

he says well
, lets see your id
, friend pulls out his wallet and sure enough white powder all inside surrounding the change pocket as if he was some columbian drug lords , immidieatly calls for three backup cars

whoa whoa whoa officer

whoaoaoaooaa , in a stoner but mostly gangster voice my buddie picks it up says i got more i got more ,, dRuGs , here ill show you

right in your face blaowe !!

officers freaking out ,

like them bath salts , yup one of is now , everyone starts chanting , one of us one of us one of us , zombie people zombie people ,

placebo starts takeing effect immidiatly he kinda freaks out puts the black guy in handcuffs first for some weurd reason

dude bro mang im kidding im joshinn you, i am josh i can do that , that aint even drugs bra

video tapes stil rolling

cant you smell baby power in the air

yes! yes i can awwe what why you carrying around baby powder

cause like in how high some b***h is messin with me i put baby powder on and leave a funny looking handprint on his FACE

takes the powder and smacks his arm real fast as he says it

now we have this entire interaction filmed , you know its baby powder , so call your boys off , your merry men of police wagons abd vamoose power to the people , haha! i should be a lawer s**t lets get outta here
Josh Meyer ®©






lifts up the wallet very slowly as the officer holds his head close to it ,buddie just blows it

© 2016 josh Fredrick Meyer


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Added on January 9, 2016
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josh Fredrick Meyer
josh Fredrick Meyer

Calgary 428riverveiwplace, Alberta, Canada



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