"You have a great sense of the absurd."
Best f*****g compliment I have ever received.
Other women do not understand why I blushed.
Regale them with tales of how beautiful they are,
How supple their skin is,
How you want them to have your babies.
Not me.
Tell me you find my trucker mouth endearing.
Smile at me while I headbang to Metallica
and then go and tuck our children into bed
with prayers and princess stories.
Shake your head and laugh
as I fall asleep, duck pajamas and all
exactly four minutes after
being the life of the party
and tell our guests this is why you love me.
Read my poetry
and tell me
I have a great sense of the absurd
and I will entertain you forever.