ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY WIFE...#3

Grimethorpe is not usually renowned for its stunning coastal views and beautiful beaches, but anyway, i found one. And the reason why i went to such extraordinary lengths was because of my wife, she has such a terrific beach body that it gives me goose bumps the size of her haemorrhoids every time i think about it. And how could i forget to mention her golden sandy hair, her eyes of limpid pools and her bikini full of crabs, even the workmen on the building site finally got used to her sunning herself on the sand they were using to mix the cement with, and when one of them playfully dunked her head in a bucket of water for a short minute it brought out the porpoise sound in her that a distressed dolphin makes, which made everyone drop their phones and fall about laughing... I think i can chalk that one up as another success..