A Life Without Sex

A Life Without Sex

A Poem by Richard Morimanno

A life without sex

Would be a blessing to all

Wouldn't have bad effects

From something so small

 

Sex can be persistant

Annoying to most

We can live without its existance

No longer be gross

 

Sex just plain sucks

You know that its true

I don't give two f***s

My point is askew

 

Oh my, i must say

One thing you need to know

Don't look at me that way

Because by "sex" i mean "mosquitos"

 

 

 

 

 

© 2012 Richard Morimanno


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Richard Morimanno
had to get your attention somehow =P

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Haha, this is too funny! Though, I think life without sex would somehow be pleasant in various of ways. Maybe then some relationships that were created wouldn't have existed at all if that was the case. I do like how you think and triggered the reader into thinking it was about the topic "sex". For a moment, I was thinking this guy is totally lying! Haha. I don't know of a single human being that doesn't once crave for sex. It's part of human's nature to do so anyways! The title pulls and draws attention in so you have a bigger audience viewing, when in the end it's a big trick. You're really and truly referring to mosquitos. I personally can't stand mosquitos either. Life without them would be pleasant, but since they're one of God's creations I'm not going to question them and their existence. You did indeed catch mine and a lot of others' attention in this hilarious but truthful poem that you have presented. I did need a good laugh for the night! Excellent! :)

"Oh my, I must say
One thing you need to know
Don't look at me that way
Because by "sex" I mean mosquitos"---Pure genius! Too funny:)

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG ;)

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

Ah, well thank you for reading and i am glad you enjoyed it ^^ and i am glad you got a laugh out of .. read more
Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect

7 Years Ago

Haha! Yeah you're very welcome:) mosquitos are prone to life threatening diseases and plus they bite.. read more



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:) I like the twist. But you had the readers' attention anyway.

Posted 7 Years Ago


OH WOW you totally got me there! Brilliant!

Posted 7 Years Ago


First you get the power. Then you get the money, then you get the woman. Al Pachino, Scarface. I did it all for the nookie. Lymp biscuit. Freud had his head up his a*s about a lot of s**t but sex, at least for men, wasn't one of them. That much he got right. He obviously didn't understand women but he was a man of his times.

Posted 7 Years Ago


LOVED this XD

Posted 7 Years Ago


Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

im glad you did xD
hahaaha that was cool. I like it.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

thank you
ahhh haha that was great!

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

Thank you ^_^
Lost in Wonderland

7 Years Ago

no problem ^.^
Haha, this is too funny! Though, I think life without sex would somehow be pleasant in various of ways. Maybe then some relationships that were created wouldn't have existed at all if that was the case. I do like how you think and triggered the reader into thinking it was about the topic "sex". For a moment, I was thinking this guy is totally lying! Haha. I don't know of a single human being that doesn't once crave for sex. It's part of human's nature to do so anyways! The title pulls and draws attention in so you have a bigger audience viewing, when in the end it's a big trick. You're really and truly referring to mosquitos. I personally can't stand mosquitos either. Life without them would be pleasant, but since they're one of God's creations I'm not going to question them and their existence. You did indeed catch mine and a lot of others' attention in this hilarious but truthful poem that you have presented. I did need a good laugh for the night! Excellent! :)

"Oh my, I must say
One thing you need to know
Don't look at me that way
Because by "sex" I mean mosquitos"---Pure genius! Too funny:)

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG ;)

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

Ah, well thank you for reading and i am glad you enjoyed it ^^ and i am glad you got a laugh out of .. read more
Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect

7 Years Ago

Haha! Yeah you're very welcome:) mosquitos are prone to life threatening diseases and plus they bite.. read more
haha, you've done that, as for your writing, it's hilarious, I love the ending...and hey, stop complaining it's better than 'sex without life'! ;-)

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

Oh my, i am not complaining haha just use "sex" as an attention getter =P

'sex without .. read more
Hey, I liked this. Sex isn't everything. You did a nice job though :D
The ending mad me laugh. :D

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

haha thank you Angie, I hate mosquitos >=O
Angie Diane♥♥

7 Years Ago

Me too!! They annoy me to no end!
Hahahaha I was like "BUT I NEED IT!"

Nice ending. ;)

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

Their*
That_Girl

7 Years Ago

Oh I had a huge s**t storm planned. ;)

Welcome!
Richard Morimanno

7 Years Ago

i knew you would haha

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Added on December 20, 2012
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Tags: sex, lust, life

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Richard Morimanno
Richard Morimanno

Waterloo, IN



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i really enjoy words. the way they roll off my tounge and how they paint a picture in my mind.. i also enjoy using those words to write peoms and short stories, i wouldn't call myself a poet or a writ.. more..

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