The Stolen iPhone

The world has gone into an ending. Tooliloo's iPhone has been stolen. And the balance of the earth has been ruined, a war will burst, blah blah blah... So Tooliloo has assigned his son to find the iPhone. Will he find it? Was he ever good at Where's Waldo

"A disaster has happened!" Poodeliloo said as he raised his head from the newspaper he was reading.

"Listen, just because someone stole your cheese again doesn't mean it's a disaster. You're allergic to cheese." Tooliloo replied desperately.

"It's not that! A real disaster has happened!" Poodeliloo shouted in fear.

"What happened?" Tooliloo asked and rolled his eyes.

"Apperently a meteor has landed on earth a minute ago and ruined the holy pita!" Poodeliloo explained.

"So?" Tooliloo asked and didn't take his eyes off his iPhone.

"Don't you understand? The holy pita was the balance resource between the five cultures: Humans, vampires, ghosts, aliens and hippies. Without it, there will be a world war four!" Poodeliloo said in panic.

"When was the first one?" Tooliloo asked with a creased eyebrow.

"It lasted 4.57 minutes while the finale of American Idol was on, so nobody noticed it." Poodeliloo explained.

"Are you sure it... happened?" Tooliloo asked in doubt.

"Of course, it's mentioned in history books! The 4.57 Minutes War. And it's been 4.62 minutes since the holy pita was destroyed!"

"If it's just been 4.62 minutes, nothing will happen."

"Something is happenning now!"

The sky turned black. Everything was dark. Suddenly, the light was back and a horrible disaster was discovered.

"My iPhone dissapeared!" Tooliloo screamed. "NO!!!!!!!!!! I was swear on the cousin of the grandfather of the mother of the aunt of the grandson of Poodeliloo whose name is Earl, that I will revenge on the person who stole my iPhone!"

------Some time later, lets say two months------

Tooliloo is dying from old age.

"It's been like, two months! This makes no sense!" Tooliloo's son, Jack-Mack-Pack-Lack-Back-Dack-Yack-Tack who we shall call Jack, yelled in desperation. "And I'm 14! When the hell was I even born?"

"Son..." Tooliloo began explaining. "Due to global warming and McDonalds, many things have changed in the world. Things that make this really unreasonable situation possible."

"Really? I thought it was because something here is not right!" Jack said and eyed the mysterious person who was just standing in their living room, dark and mysterious and shadowy.

"Yeah, I agree...." Tooliloo replied and eyed the DVD the laid on the ground right next to the mysterious person. "Since when do we have a DVD?"

"I think it was about 10 minutes ago, a pack of walking dogs that can bark brought it here and left." Jack explained.

"What!? Where was I when that happened?"

"You were outside, looking suspiciously at a pack of walking cats that can meow."

"Oh. Wait, this is unfair! I'm going to die when we finally have a DVD?!?" Tooliloo yelled in protest. "NO!!!!" He yelled his dramatic no and became silent.

For about 5 seconds.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you son," Tooliloo said. "This is important, so listen carefully. Two months ago, my iPhone was stolen. You must find the thief and retrieve the iPhone. I have sworn on the cousin of the grandfather of the mother of the aunt of the grandson of Poodeliloo whose name is Earl to find it, and if that person actually exists... that would really suck. So you must continue the legacy, son! Continue the legacy!" He yelled dramatically and went silent. Permanently.

"Oh, did you say something?" Jack suddenly asked, who was busy the whole time blowing bubbles with a straw in his choco.

 

What will be next for our young bubble-blowing hero? Will he find the iPhone? Or will he do lots of stupid and regretfull things? Probably the second one. But until next time!

Author's Note

I thought of this story when I draw some scribbles in my notebook and it ended up looking like a meteor. So I thought, 'Why not a meteor hitting a pita?' The pita is because I am hooked up on The Hunger Games. Any THG fan will understand me.
Be surprised, but this short story has inspired me for a serious novel, which I am writing right now.
Hope you enjoy!

Reviews

[Mandi]

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