Blueberry Pie

Based on true events

'Sniffy sniff sniff' whats that I smell?

Is that blueberry juice? Simon could tell

Did you not enjoy it? Did you not writhe with pleasure?

Blueberry pleasure? Of which he couldn't measure?

 

Did your hot fruity sauce scold his nimble fingers

His perverse sexual attraction to blueberries still lingers

He attempted to stimulate, but he was defeated

For your blueberry pie was just too conceited

 

Beset by the ironies of your blueberry life

Your blueberry charm caused this blueberry strife

So now you show no joy as he demonstrates ably

His skill in fondling your womanly pastry

 

 

 

Reviews

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

last verse is beautiful my good man