Smokey : Writing

The Vodka Lake

The Vodka Lake

A Story by Smokey


The vodka lake is deep and vast; deeper than depth itself, and vaster than the oceans of time. The locals sometimes swim, but always sink. They dive, ..
A journey in a joint

A journey in a joint

A Poem by Smokey


Because you cant spell 'Drug Culture' without 'Tasty'
My extraterrestrial testicle

My extraterrestrial testicle

A Poem by Smokey


Oh,mydearest testicle,I find myself profoundly non-lexical,Why do you glow and develop the'shakes'?When I approach various cakesTesticle, thou art mos..
Chemo-ferretry

Chemo-ferretry

A Story by Smokey


Its a short story about a terminally ill child who spends his last minutes dreaming that he has the most unlikely company with him at the moment of hi..
Why I eat babies

Why I eat babies

A Poem by Smokey


Devoted to Alice Morley
Blueberry Pie

Blueberry Pie

A Poem by Smokey


Based on true events
Wobbly thighs don't lie

Wobbly thighs don't lie

A Poem by Smokey


Your thighs don't lie and nor do I, So why then Skittle do you cry? His climax was nigh,his joy sublime, As you silently cursed your wobbly thighs ..
The inequities of the lonley virgin

The inequities of the lonley virgin

A Poem by Smokey


He is tormented by her, each night in his dreamsBy she who he yearns to 'double-team'She lingers in his every thoughtThe girl who's arse the virgin so..
When you leave

When you leave

A Poem by Smokey


Broken plates and broken heartsAnguish lurks whilst love departsDeparts with your thingsinto his homeLeaving only the scent ofhis burning cologneThis ..
Her

Her

A Poem by Smokey


The cool breezeon asweltering dayA ray of sunlightamongst thesmog and the hazeInnocent laughter in despair and griefAnd summers warm kiss and its gent..