Gender War contest!!!  November 12, 2008 - November 30, 2008

Reading and Deliberating


Give me anything about the differences between men and women, what make us so different. Can we really understand what the other feel / think / act / love etc�..Find below a poem about that "Gender War" that I love so much. I am looking for your writing and thoughts!! You can submit poems or very short stories.

I will never understand women
I will never walk in stilettos
I will never wear a mini skirt
I will never feel the guys watch
As I walk in the street
I will never understand
What it is to be you

I will never understand what its like to be a guy
To stand when I pee
To wear business suits all the time
To never ask for directions
I will never understand

I will never have a period
I will never be nervous before and relaxed after
I will never be pregnant
I will just be me

I will never have the carefree sex life
I will never be able to prove my automobile skills
I only know what it is to be me

And thanks God you will not
We will just stay what we are

I like being me

I will love you anyway

Please, only relevant writing, be creative, and, give me your best writing!! Good Luck, Yos.


Cheers and Bravos


1st Place 1st Place
2st Place 2st Place
3st Place 3st Place
4st Place 4st Place
5st Place 5st Place
6st Place 6st Place
Honorable Mention Honorable Mention


Patient Poet (Yos)
Patient Poet (Yos)


6 Contestants
7 Submissions
Created Nov 12, 2008

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  • Any Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 3 Pieces of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 11/12/2008 - 11/30/2008
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator


Patient Poet (Yos) is solely responsible for the content of this contest, including all promised prizes. Take any promises of large monetary awards with a grain of salt. Contact Patient Poet (Yos) if you have any further questions.