Dear Arthur

What's with his presence?

Dear Arthur,

 

I dislike the fact that you've joined this website

As I fear that your poetry will be a pile of shite

A low set in English and lack of brain facilities

This is a site for people with abilities

Same applies to 'Teh flying scot'

It's like you're outcast from a brothel if you have cockrot

You don't belong here Arthur my son

If I were you, I'd stick to snacking on hot-crossed buns

Third generation poetry reject

You still can't function Microsoft's spell-check

See you in a bit

You enormous tit

Jacob Anthony Siddle, Writerscafe 2011 'till forever

Arthur J. Saulders, Writerscafe killer...

Author's Note

thoughts?

Reviews

[Arthur J. Saulders]

thanks for that douchebag!

[Helpless]

very interesting

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

Im still laughin!
Hillarious! Sir...though I respect Arthur for his presence on writerscafe....

[Smokey]

Poetically scrumptious, great one for the comp!

[pagthagaras]

great hahahaha