7 Things To Not Tell Your Students

Submitted to Tigerlobo�s Downtrodden Teacher contest.

Thumb tacks make excellent weapons of revenge when well placed in an unsuspecting chair

 

Rubber bands and paperclips have more uses than just securing and sorting paper. They are quick and ready slingshots or a nifty to tool to open an otherwise difficult CDROM drive.

 

Elmer’s Glue has many more uses than just creating projects with construction paper and such. It quite readily secures coffee cups, staplers, and other things to desks and walls.

 

Lab chairs make excellent pyramids when no one else is looking.

 

Bunsen burners heat more than test tubes and Petri dishes. They also make excellent lighters and will consume most things if heated properly.

 

Make friends with the geeks who had this class last year. They are certain to have all the notes and copies of every test.

 

Having access to chemicals, a laboratory, and research materials can help create projects that are quite aromatic and good for emptying the class prior to taking tests or anything important like that.

 

Note: Not that I have had any experience with any of these things above. I have only “heard” about these things. And, if you are never caught no one can prove anything. Until now, of course. Oops.

 

Author's Note

Just enjoy it if you are able.

Reviews

[Becky Villareal]

Love it! Only a teacher can come up with (or has experienced) such inventive ways to torment!

[Dezaraye]

This is great! I'm a future teacher, so it's handy to know things like this.

[Troy Baham Jr.]

i can only imagine what kids would do with this knowledge

[Kimberly]

Thumb tacks make excellent weapons of revenge when well placed in an unsuspecting chair

**Wish I would have remembered this during school!^

Rubber bands and paperclips have more uses than just securing and sorting paper. They are quick and ready slingshots or a nifty to tool to open an otherwise difficult CDROM drive.

Elmer�s Glue has many more uses than just creating projects with construction paper and such. It quite readily secures coffee cups, staplers, and other things to desks and walls.

**It is also good to put all over you hands or whatever part of body desired and it looks like your skin is peeling off :)...

Lab chairs make excellent pyramids when no one else is looking.

***Question...what use is that? I had a mental picture of kids hiding behind them and using their "sling shots' and hitting eachother! Using the chars as a shelter.

Bunsen burners heat more than test tubes and Petri dishes. They also make excellent lighters and will consume most things if heated properly.

Make friends with the geeks who had this class last year. They are certain to have all the notes and copies of every test.


**Most geeks I knew were all about NO CHEATING...QUIT LOOKING AT MY PAPER OR ILL TELLLLL!
That was NO help...just to get sent to the principal.

Having access to chemicals, a laboratory, and research materials can help create projects that are quite aromatic and good for emptying the class prior to taking tests or anything important like that.

**Or burn down the school and not have to go for a while!! YESS Early summer!

Note: Not that I have had any experience with any of these things above. I have only �heard� about these things. And, if you are never caught no one can prove anything. Until now, of course. Oops.


AWESOME!!!!

[Tigerlobo]

I feel a story coming on..."Teacher Tax"!!!

thankyou