Floating t**d

This is for a contest.. and I apologieze if it does not make sense to all, but to some i think it will hit a note. I saw a picture today that bowled me over with laughter, and I remember feeling so bad for this girl but I had to laugh... I wondered what

 

O floating t**d you never waver, in the toilet you do us favor.

In the watery depths you fly, and yet I know not why.

You sink and fall to rise again, your strangeness seems to have no end.

I must flush you now my newly made friend, I knew your only a short time sense you left my rear end.

But I hate you too, you made me lose my friends

my job,

my dignity,

all that is less richer…

because you showed up in my my-space picture

Reviews

[Saturnalia]

I saw that picture. It was in a motivational poster and said "Remember, before takign a Myspace picture, flush the toilet!" I thought of that picture reading the last line. lol. I think it serves her right, though. She was trying to be all cool taking a picture in the DAMN BATHROOM. Anyway, this is hilarious.

[Conversations Kill]

hahaha! I loved it too! cute

[abparker]

LOL! I like that!!!

[Celtic Cat]

Yeah....I usually ALWAYS start with the first piece posted....but who could pass by "floating t**d'?!!? It's funny to me, because the other day at work I left a nice load in the bowl and really did want to photograph it, post it, and write a damn poem for it. Instead, I did the "humane" thing and flushed it. Poor ol' piece of s**t could have been famous one day!
As for the girl on myspace.....yeah, well, embarassing comes with the territory when you're human. Especially young, female and human! Love this piece, though I think it needs just a little work for flow improvement. No...I don't mean exlax!!

[Succubi]

wow...you admire and despise your s**t at the time in in this poem
pretty laughable lol

and yes...i would also feel sorry for that girl who's s**t showed up on myspace also lol
if it was me! and if it was big enough and if my s**t showed up on myspace
i'd be adoring it lol

jk

[Emily B]

How do you not read a work with such a title?