My ABC Night; What A Crazy Night!

For the ABC contest

 

Alluring this man with what he called a sexy smile, I then
Blew a kiss his way, hoping that in some way, we

Could get to know each other a little more. I waited in the middle of the

Dance floor to see if he would come around, tapping my foot to the beat of the music.

Either I was getting stiffed by an incredibly sexy man, or that he had gotten lost in the crowd.

‘Fuck him’ I thought, waiting about an hour and a half for him to come approach me calmly. I sighed and

Got myself out of the hot, stuffy bar, walking myself out of the door without a waste of time. Another

Hour flew on by, the next door neighbor next to my apartment being a little too loud for my own good.

I was already fed up from what had happened to me at the bar, my headache going up two notches as I

Jolted to my neighbor Patty’s apartment. I banged on the twice before Mikey (Patty’s boyfriend) opened the door.

“Keep the noise down please; I have a really bad headache!” I shouted over the

Loud noise, staring vaguely at what was going on in Patty’s apartment.  I crossed my arms and glared at

Mikey, who in return gave me a funny look, taking gulps of his beer as he continued to stare at me.

“NO JUMPING ON THE COUCH, M.J.!” A woman shouted from the living room, a man with a funny noise and a pin stripped suit giggling like a school girl with candy. I pushed Mikey forcefully

Out of my way, taking a better look at who this mysterious “M.J.” was. I should have known

Perfectly well that it was who I was thinking of, yet with drinking beer  on the way, who knew that this weird party that I was now attending would get utterly

Quiet when I screamed slurrly,”OH MY GOD, IT’S MICHAL JACKSON!”, not knowing we were

Secretly being watched by the FBI. I stook with my beer in one hand, my other hand covering my face. I was

Too embarrassed to run out of the room as the cops busted the party, wishing that I was at home watching

Underworld, watching vampires kick a*s with their amazing small guns. A chill went up my spin, feeling a hand touch my shoulder lightly and coldly as it ever possibly could get. I swore that I jumped nine feet into the air, thinking that for some reason, I was going to be killed by a  

Vampire in disguise of an FBI cop. The man reassured me that he

Wasn’t going to arrest me, only wanting to ask what had happened at the party. I couldn’t help it, I was so nervous! I spilled the whole story out to the man; even what had happened an hour ago before I practically dove into this whole mess.  

Xander (the cop) then left me with a dazed look upon his face, probably wondering why he had wanted to witness me in the first place. So now

You got it all; my bizarre night within my head. GETTING

Zero hours of sleep wasn’t worth getting half drunk, having hallucinations about Michael Jackson in a little pink tutu with a butterfly mask throwing fairy dust into my face! Urrrrgghhhh...............

Author's Note

The words just came to me. Lol. :] I was trying to be serious at first, but then I couldn't go up the challenge. XD Haha. What do you think,though? [[..Sorry about the line breakage in some of this.]]

..And what do you think of the title; does it work with what I'm trying to say here? Lol.

Reviews

[Elvina CZq]

Well, I'm kind of speechless for this, except to give out a big laugh, and yes, this is very random, YET entertaining. You do have a very random, brilliant, creative, and crazy brain. I so enjoy a laugh today. lol.

[DarkAngelWriter]

LMFAO!

That was f*****g RANDOM!

I love it! :)

[Ralphy]

this was funny and different. I like the way the title threw me for a loop since it was both the abc's and MJ. At first I didn't know which direction you were going because you were hungup one this incredible hunk and of course after 1 1/2 hours of waiting...that's an ego buster...but then the party...wow, that caught me by surprise at least the MJ part....I ike the visual and the story...thanks..

[Ralphy]

this was funny and different. I like the way the title threw me for a loop since it was both the abc's and MJ. At first I didn't know which direction you were going because you were hungup one this incredible hunk and of course after 1 1/2 hours of waiting...that's an ego buster...but then the party...wow, that caught me by surprise at least the MJ part....I ike the visual and the story...thanks..

[Constance]

Very creative spin, and it tells an enticing story. I'm glad you were inspired to write this by the contest. :) Good work, here. It does sound like an awfully crazy evening at that. And the ending... wow. LOL. You have some imagination, lady, and I'm so glad that you shared. It's almost 2 am and I got little sleep last night, and I'm chuckling. Bravo!

[Deborah Leah Krempa]

Great acrostic. The flow is so natural to read. Thank you for sharing. Debileah