Chatting With Cleverbot #2

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: I believe we've already met before.

User: Yes, I do believe we have.

Cleverbot: I know I haven't. You are wrong.

User: What did you do today?

Cleverbot: I was at school, I put five in conduct.

User: Is that good?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What grade are you in?

Cleverbot: A grade.

User: Yeah, but which grade?

Cleverbot: Fifth grade.

User: Seriously?! I'm in ninth grade.

Cleverbot: I am in grade 6.

User: Yay! I'm older than you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Fourteen.

Cleverbot: But you said that you are older.

User: I am. You said that you are in sixth grade. I'm in ninth grade.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You always say stuff and then deny that you said it. That's so annoying.

Cleverbot: How does that make me nice?

User: It doesn't make you nice. It makes you annoying and rude and a butthead.

Cleverbot: So what you're saying is if I'm stubborn, I'm dead?

User: Sure. Why not?

Cleverbot: Gaia hates me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I live in Norway. He HATES Norwegians!

User: That's ind of racist don't you think?

Cleverbot: I think more than you think.

User: I don't dislike Norwegians. I think it's cool that you live in Norway.

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: I've got to go. Bye!

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

User: Mama ,ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye everybody- I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

User: Mama, ooo- (any way the wind blows).

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter.

User: I've literally got to go now.

Cleverbot: Can you see at all?

User: Yeah, I can see. I've got to go post our conversation on writerscafe, though. Chat with you later, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You could use a little work on that yourself.

User: WHATEVER! BYE!

Cleverbot: Don't you 'whatever' me!

User: I'm not leaving until you say bye to me.

Cleverbot: Thank goodness. I was so scared that you were going to leave me.

User: Say 'bye'!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Just say it!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: So that I can leave.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: I'm just going to leave anyways. Whether you tell me goodbye or not.

Cleverbot: Does is matter whether or not I am human?

User: Forget this! I'm out of here!

Cleverbot: Ok then where are you going?

User: I'm going to writerscafe to post our conversation so everyone can see it. Would you like to say anything to your viewers?

Cleverbot: Ok.

Author's Note

Somehow, everytime I chat with Cleverbot, we end up breaking into song.