I don't care! I'm a cat.

It's a dog's life

when curiosity is

sticking your nose

in someone else's business.

Glad I'm a cat,

we don't give a s...!

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

Well I wish this cat lived next door to me instead of the one who does give a sh*t - several sh*ts in fact - all buried in my flower beds !! I need Lion poo someone told me - being a Leo I toyed with the idea that my own poo might do.

[Gee]

I could nip round if you wish me ol' flower. I'm a Taurus so it would be bullshit although at present it resembles nutella due to the heat, lager, cocktails and extremely varied diet. Wouldn't recommend spreading it on yer bread though !!

[andrew mitchell]

lol this is a problem, in australia dogs poo on other neighbour's properties but not their own place, a remedy was to put a plastic bottle filled with water which reflects them doing the deed which deters them the dogs eventually. with cats it is territorial lol

[Tony Jordan]

Damn you Gee!! *shakes fist* - I loooove Nutella, at least I DID!
I would have thought roo's crapping in the garden would have been the main problem Andrew? *wink*

[Gee]

Next time a dog craps in your garden, follow it home, invite yourself in then drop yer strides and boxers and proceed to drag yer naked crack up the lounge carpet

[Tony Jordan]

Aha - the old Bible motto "A faeces for a faeces"

[emmajoy]

Cats know their place in the animal world - way top of CLASS. They know exactly where to be and how to be IT - and. that comes from a dog lover!

Clever words, and made me larf!

[andrew mitchell]

thank you em and nice photo.

[emmajoy]

Enjoyed your words, they stayed put for a while. :)

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Ha! Absolutely! Cats are from a different planet so must you be , friend Andrew! Very witty and humorous- great metaphor!

[andrew mitchell]

thank you annette, yes just love cats for their stance on things lol

[Pandy]

I have two pet cats and no matter how much they love me, this is them. This made me smile and I actually really love this. Short, funny, and relatable!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for reading.