The Ghost of Valley Who

short short joke about three men that have to stay in a haunting house overnight to receive $10,000.00.

There were these three men, one a chinese, one a caucasian, and one a african-american. Now these men were on a haunting trip. They had to stay in this house  that was haunted by a ghost named Valley Who.So the winner who stayed overnight will win the money. Ok, now the chinese man went to the house first, he sat at a table, with a lamp on it reading a book. (he heard a voice)

 

"'I'm the ghost of Valley Who, aint' nobody here but me and you."' So the chinese man ran out of the house speaking chinese.

Now the caucasian man went to the house. He went into the kitchen to fix himself something to eat.( he heard a voice)

'"I'm the ghost of Valley Who, ain't nobody here but me and you."' He ran out so fast he forgot to turn off the stove.

Now th african-american man went to the house, he sat on the couch, took off his shoes, and watched t.v. (he heard a voice)

"'I'm the ghost of Valley Who, ain't nobody here but me and you."' The african american man said,"'Just wait until I get my shoes ain't nobody gonna be here but you. 

 

Author's Note

nobody got the money it is still there in an account. what do you think of this joke?

Reviews

[Emily Quinn]

i was expecting some witty line that would basically turn the tables and scare the ghost, but the ending was good and it was very cute :) good job and thanks for entering my contest! you should take a look at the two others I have on the go right now, I would love to read another piece. cheers!

[lawrence bear]

lol, good one.

[Nancy Lee Shrader]

I would have told the ghost of Valley Who that I brought ghosts too. The Mayweather House ghosts against Valley Who. LOL

Loved the joke.

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This was very funny
I love it
~Kavish~

[Ash Morgrimm]

that was pretty cute ^^ kind of like the story of the boy who went to find the Shivers ^^
if you polished it up a wee bit it would make an awesome poem!

[Lyrical Love]

This is cute! Nicely done!!

[Dalaina Renee]

Interesting! Made me chuckle!

[Wildecat]

Aww a cute story, loved the ending, definitely put a smile on my face.

[~*The Writer In Me*~]

Very funny.

[Aspiring Angel]

What a nice chuckle to start my morning. Welcome to Writer's Cafe. I will be back to start your book soon. Loved this little joke but I don't think I would have waited around to find my shoes. ROTFL

Take care,
Lesa