A Morning To Remember... Forget?

Just having some fun

 

Up and at’em

At the sound of the buzzer

By way of a stumble

To the kitchen

Till my senses detect

A fresh roast feeling

Percolating my eyes open…

Not in time

Cause I stepped in the mess

The dog graciously left…

Dang, crap, holy s**t

I just rubbed it in,

I wish this carpet was grass…

Forgot to pick up sweetener,

Without sugar this coffee

Is a bitter pill to swallow…

Oh why is this shower so cold,

I’d be better off bathing

In a snow storm…

When did my watch lose its tick?

Great now I’m running late

Guess its of to work like a timewarp…

 

      Is that a blessing or a curse?

Author's Note

Just having some fun

Reviews

[Constance-Outspoken]

Dang, crap, holy s**t... or unholy s**t as the case may be. :) This made me chuckle, and reminded me of some of my own mornings... just add a crying baby, making a bottle, getting a little girl ready for school as she tries to keep going back to bed... :) Life is beautiful on days like these. I much enjoyed the write.

[Winter McPherson]

Really cute! Made me smile........as well as realize what's waiting for when I finally find employment! Oh the joy!!!

[just rose.]

Hahahahha, this is my day, just change the substance to cat vomit. I think my watch lost its tick in 1994. And

"I’d be better off bathing

In a snow storm…"

Oh yes indeed.

Great job RRC!

[Gary McDonald]

Such a funny, enjoyable piece. You definitely brought this day to life for me, great writing!

[April Child]

Hehe one of those days, got me wanting coffee... Thanks for the smiles.

[Bette]

lol this is a BAD morning! i love it.

[Sheila Kline]

And it's fun to read.....I can just see you doing/going through it all!!
Thanks for giving me some percolating pleasure!

[segrk th,zey]

nice. made me laugh.

[Tina Kline]

A fun poem, for sure, a lot of people can relate to. Enjoyed this a lot.

[Jenny Nelson]

Very funny... rings true. I hate it when days start like that. Can't really remember when they haven'nt though. lol Nice write!

[Tracie Skarbo]

oh my god... I have had mornings like this... but without the present from the pooch! :) Great job! Thanks for the smiles...I am kinda glad I am not the only one to have days like this.