Goddamn Roaches

Goddamn Roaches

A Poem by Baby Ricochet




        I killed ten thousand roaches
        There were thousands more
         There must be a secret lair
             I haven't seen before

       They crawl across the ceiling
           From out of little holes
     They baptize all their off spring
       in my dumb cat's water bowl

     They move around my furniture
         in the middle of the night
          All my s**t is rearranged
      You know that just ain't right

   They have turf wars in the kitchen
        The pots and pans they fly
     They car jacked a Verizon Van
         They rob all passers by

       I use every spray imaginable
          Banned FDA pesticides
        A secret unstable formula
      Made from old formaldehyde

    I went flame thrower on their asses
   Constructed from a lighter and spray
      I incinerated many thousands
       and still they won't go away

       This war is unconditional
       The outcome is unknown
        Next I'm going Kamikazi
      Strappin on predator drone




© 2013 Baby Ricochet



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Haha they're rather persistent little buggers, this was light hearted and definitely worth a read!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you willow
This was very entertaining; those fuckers can be relentless.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Yes they are. Thank you for the review
My skin is crawling. If we were friends in the real world, I would never come over. I have this irrational fear of bugs...it's almost hindering at times. But, hey, fantastic poem. Got my blood pumping, even though not in the usual ways I like ;P

Posted 4 Years Ago


SamanthaMarie

4 Years Ago

Yankees..or just anybody that doesn't live with alligators? I wonder if people that live in Californ.. read more
Larry Dyson

4 Years Ago

Would be time to ya know ...laser tracking and then a zap...invent a laser bug zapper ...
SamanthaMarie

4 Years Ago

Hahahahah
This is a favorite of mine, i like the way you have given the roaches so much life it feels as if i am reading of some henious crime , funny...witty and flows of your tounge perfectly loved it

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

thank you ama may
LOL my friend and I have decided that roaches are going to become the next world power because they just won't go away and they just wont die. But until the time when these not-so-meek little buggers inherit the earth, I will enjoy this poem. very original and very entertaining Baby! lol

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you much Lina
Lina Grey

4 Years Ago

:)
I laughed out loud through the entire reading of this piece because I have never in my f*****g life seen so many goddamn roaches as I have since I moved to Florida...it's an epidemic. We have a friend who is going to hook us up with some Demon, but just this morning I found one in Ralphie's water bowl, so...I can totally relate. Nasty f*****g things. Awesome write, Baby. My sentiments exactly.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thanks lil MILF
KAOlmsted

4 Years Ago

Always my pleasure Baby boy ;-)
Someone who can write about roaches and make it that entertaining. its a fantastic peet.. I find this very good! Nicely done

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you Kelsey
Lover Of Words

4 Years Ago

My pleasure
Oh I hate them so much I'd go Kamikazi on them if they ever enter my home again. We get giant ones here that fly right at ya face, enough to make you stir crazy. Another awesome poem. Ricochet.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you Carolann
Carolann Dowsett

4 Years Ago

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Great piece,baby. The rhyme structure is executed perfectly, and this had laughing . Great job

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you Cord
Great work.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

4 Years Ago

Thank you Joshua

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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