How To Clean Up Dog Poop In The Yard

Step by step instructions

Step 1. Own a dog.

Step 2. Gather the tools you will need;

               a. A dog scoop or shovel.

               b. a trash bag.

               c. good eyes (not essential, but, highly recommended).

               d. old shoes to wear, used for accidently stepping in dog poop

                   (see step 2c).

Step 3. Survey the yard for likely prospects, mentally taking note of

               their placement in the yard.

Step 4. If you have problems with Step 3, see Step 2d.

Step 5. Starting at the nearest pile of poop, use the shovel to lift the

              pile into the trash bag. If you are new to this task, it may take

              several attempts to get all of the pile. Rest assured, with 

              practice, you will improve!

Step 6. Continue until all poop is scooped into the trash bag.

Step 7. Tie the bag shut, place into outside trash can.

Step 8. Put shovel away.     

Step 9. Clean old shoes of poop, that you stepped in.

Step 10. Vow to get glasses or contacts!           

      

Reviews

[Treo LeGigeo]

Oh, this is great!

[thecoolone52]

hahaha thats really funny......... i odnt hav a dog so thats good to know

[Doctor JKC]

It helps if you let it harden somewhat.
Years ago my Akita, Samson, didn't have the satisfaction of seeing it.
When he went into final position, after circling 50 or 60 times,
we held a plastic bag right under his tail and caught it before it
hit the street. Life in NYC!
Dr. Jack

[Legion]

lol Not sure why you wrote this, but I'm sure it will come in handy sometime.