Fine Whine

That time when you can dye your hair blue or purple, be cranky and everybody expects you to be totally off the wall bat shyte crazy anyway.

Can I have some cheese with my whine please

you get older, life goes on fast forward tilt

but you're slower than that last bit of ketchup

mid-life is like halfway between Belize & Pluto

nouveau pauvre are my soul's twisted underpants

filled with the bubble wrap of black licorice laces

voices chanting in my head eat coconuts and do a line

squirrel monkeys dancing to 'i'm too sexy for my rants' 

bend over backwards or forward it's much of the same

older isn't necessarily wiser unless you're a dead beatle

fine bordeaux wine, fiddlesticks, dust bunnies & flip flops

Oooooft, oodles of noodles, blow me...away, I've done my time

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

Author's Note

Just fell out of my head, it's in your hands now. Prompted by a lovely 16 year old muse that made me like a silly girl. :-P

Reviews

[DrD]

At least you're honest. Enought whines drives one to wine and best it be a good bordeaux or merlot or beaujolais. The inevitable anti-gravity movmeent of middle age prompts the spectrum of thought and feeling and you encompassed most of them here. The truth is that middle aged women are the sexiest simply because they know how to be and all the whys that go with it. Great write, I enjoyed it very much.

[Frieda P]

Awh, flattery will get you everywhere doc. There's got to be something to this middle age stuff eh? Still don't know how you determine that without knowing when you're gonna kick the bucket, whatever.

[Tarry Franck]

Great compliment for the middle aged women :)

[Neville]

A great rant and some crazy ideas all beautifully strung together... made my morning so far & oh I so much have to agree with my reviewing predecessor DrD MAG's are the sexiest... All Good Things, N

[Frieda P]

Why thank you Neville, and DrD is a smart man...ha Have a great day!

[Neville]

Sentiment well & truly reciprocated, N

[Jack...]

Well you can rest assured I'll bring the whine. Very funny my friend in a frustrated kind of way.

[Frieda P]

Haha I forgot about this one Jack, seems I have two whines to my name here...whine away, you're in good company ;-)

[s y e]

This made me laugh out loud! This is fantastic. x

[Frieda P]

How did I miss this one....waaaa, yep, still whining. ;-)

[s y e]

I dunno. How did you?! Jeez, I'm so hurt..... you're the whiney one. I'm a good kid ;)

[Frieda P]

Ha I think you are correct, go to the head of the class noodlebumble!! ;-P

[s y e]

Woo. Do I get a crown with that too?! ;-D

[Frieda P]

Yeah, I"ll crown ya hahaha ;-P

[s y e]

OMFG! Hahahaa

[Frieda P]

Again with that mouth of yours....you're grounded hahaha ;-)

[s y e]

I'm going clubbing tonight. You can't ground me! Hahahaha

[Frieda P]

Oh no you're not missy haha

[s y e]

Oh yes I am!!!

[Frieda P]

Such a brat, good thing I love you. haha ;-)

[s y e]

Hahaha, aren't I lucky!

[fiery-san]

Why do I feel I'm getting old after reading this... I'm not middle aged nor even near that stage... it's more of a quarter life crisis where I just realized I'm not gonna be a teenager anymore in a few weeks...I'm turning into an adult. O_O

[Frieda P]

Because being an adult is scary shyte! You can get away a lot when you're a teen and blame it on your age and immaturity. Now here comes irresponsibility and all that jazz. ;-)

[Tarry Franck]

Well done :)

[kublakhan27]

A lively, spunky piece...very nice ;)

[Frieda P]

ha love spunky! :-)

[kublakhan27]

lol It's a good way to be :)

[Sheila Kline]

I don't know if I want less of the "cheese and whine", or more of the "fine bordeaux wine" which would be quite an accompaniment to the fiddlesticks, dust bunnies & flip flops! Now, let me see..........oh heck - give me the bordeaux!!
As we get older, do we get wiser, or just a bit "broader" with knowledge? Maybe those squirrel monkeys will give us the answer!
And, I love the idea of those funky squirrel monkeys dancing to "i'm too sexy for my rants'!!...laughing my pants off!
I've got to go find that video and listen to the song again after reading this hilarious rant!! You are just toooooooooo funny for you're a gal with a twisted funny bone!

[Frieda P]

Haha you're review is funnier than the poem! Defo the 'fine bordeaux wine' with flip flops! Hope you enjoyed the tune. ;-) Thanks Sheila x

[InsanityWriter]

Nice write. :)

[Frieda P]

Danke Insanity.