If I Were A P***y

If I Were A P***y

A Poem by Frieda P
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Inspired by Chris after A Simple Pause whilst he purred at the ladies on his thread.

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If I were a p***y
I'd climb upon your lap
I'd purr like a kitten
til you fed me
 & stroked me,
teased me, said 
'here kitty, kitty'
then I'd lick you all over

If I were a p***y
                                         puuuuurrrrrrrrrr












© 2013 Frieda P



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Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

Posted 4 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all tim.. read more
J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

HA HA .......................... :)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

:-)



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Seriously, 313 hits, your people are all sick! lol ;-)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Awwwwe kitty.. This is about a cat right? ;)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

haha of course, what else could it possibly be? ;-)
The Nude Writer

4 Years Ago

There are so many P***y double-entendres on here. I have trouble snuggling with my cats now =p jk. I.. read more
i love it , maybe because im gross. and i like word play. made me smile . awsome job.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

LOL!
I miss licking p***y. stroking it. feeling it.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

No comment, thanks. ;-)
Hahaha hilarious and clever.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Ha, thanks, sometimes you just gotta let loose. :-)
hahaha i can picture you meowing :P ..I'd take such good care of you < 3
You know tie up a ball and wave it in your face, till you grab on to it with claws and what not :P .. feed you that special milk you like.... complaint about you sleeping on your a*s all day doing nothing :P but eating and sleeping D: gotta love cats.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Ha! I know exactly what you're picturing.....
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Your poem is great. The reviews your poem has evoked : Priceless!
I think you should sell this off to Whiskas as an advert for their cat food bags. It would really confuse the hell out of people at Super Target.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

LOL! Your review is priceless! To think I was going to take it down...

.....*dialing* .. read more
Holy crap, I really don't know where to go with this one...I'm sure that's what you intended. Your friend in words, Pete

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Ha, yes this is true, I hardly expected to get this many responses to begin with, but it's all good!.. read more
So very cute. I'd love to be a p***y! ;)


Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

No comment. ;-)

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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