If I Were A P***y

If I Were A P***y

A Poem by Frieda P
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Inspired by Chris after A Simple Pause whilst he purred at the ladies on his thread.

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If I were a p***y
I'd climb upon your lap
I'd purr like a kitten
til you fed me
 & stroked me,
teased me, said 
'here kitty, kitty'
then I'd lick you all over

If I were a p***y
                                         puuuuurrrrrrrrrr












© 2013 Frieda P



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Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

Posted 4 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all tim.. read more
J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

HA HA .......................... :)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

:-)



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Cute. I'm surprised at Chris's comments. Most cate are stand offish till they get to know you, and even then they show reserve. If you were a p***y, you wouldn't be like that, of course.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha Marie, was that a dig of sorts? ;-P
Marie

4 Years Ago

Not at all.
Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

Posted 4 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all tim.. read more
J. J.  Nightingale

4 Years Ago

HA HA .......................... :)
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

:-)
This is Purrfect. Do you think you might cough up a hair ball for me as well?

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

LOL I'm not touching that!
i really need to get a cat. :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Someone's on a roll today I see! ;-P
Nice one here here kitty kitty meow hahaha you have a talent for words as always keep writing fellow writer.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

kelvin

4 Years Ago

hahaha do you now haha
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

As if you guys were that hard to read! ha
kelvin

4 Years Ago

haha leave it to the writer of this piece to take away the innocence of a little kitty wanting food .. read more
nice thought. being licked by a p***y. makes me really miss my cat, Tigger. she was the apple of my eye. thank you for taking me down that memory lane with this delicious little piece. i used to love to wake up to her purring in my face whilst making biscuits on my chest. there is nothing quite like the love a sweet little p***y gives you.

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

quinfinn

4 Years Ago

never heard of such a thing
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

hahaa....you keep overfeeding them, that's why...................
quinfinn

4 Years Ago

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwww! i just saw this, you little tabby!
I think I can live with that reality as you portray it here ;P

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Ha of course you can............................
kublakhan27

4 Years Ago

;P
My cat Shadow would love this

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Can he/she read?
Kaylor Mason

4 Years Ago

I don't know--never asked her. She can manipulate me like a Queen, though. She rules, and she know.. read more
Frieda P

4 Years Ago

ha p***y rules ;-)
"clears throat" Jaw drops to the floor.... She has an intreging side.... Nice

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

LOL!
great word play, really well done

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

4 Years Ago

Word play, whatever are you talking about Lucien? ;-)

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