Pizza sauce On My Keyboard. :(A Poem by hdcI had every intention, to sit down and write a serious poem this time. But, then I dropped my Pizza on my laptop...Damn man, I got pizza sauce on my keyboard, this will take forever to clean. It got down in the cracks between all of the keys. Way deep down, in places un-seen. Must I go were no man's gone before. Oops,,, Copyright infringement on Star Trek for sure...eeeeeeeeeeeeee Damn the - E - key is sticking now as the sauce starts to dry, and I didn't buy the protection plan cause I was so sly. Yep, that's me, mister sly buy guy at the local Best- Buy. I never pay extra for false piece of mind. So here I am, with a glitchy new laptop that will sit on a shelf, cause I was so smart, I out smarted myself. :( © 2015 hdcReviews
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