Irene

hygiene

So her breath would be less mean

Irene subscribed to Listerine

Then with her electric tooth machine

She’d scrub her teeth until they’d gleam

 

Although it was not her intent

The scent she sent was an unfortunate event

And thankfully for those round’s discontent

It was a lament she meant to augment

 

With her sorry situation attracting no beau

She bathed in bleach, from head to toe

Although her body suffered a terrible blow

Her teeth retained their fabulous glow

 

Author's Note

a re-done re-run 4-fun

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Poor Irene. How'd she get so funky? Did she vote for Trump? I hear vinegar is a good cleaner and de-funk-a-fier.

[john l smith]

Hello Sam
Good to hear from U
hope all is well
Dave

[jacob erin-cilberto]

ha ha...a smile to start the day....thanks....
glad i use something besides Listerine.
j.

[john l smith]

Thanks J.
Please enjoy yur day