Case File 2041, September 14th, 1929. Mr. and Mrs.
Dinkleberg and Ms. Zuckerberg in the Hinatchi gang mix-up. Final report.
Mrs. Dinkleberg,
I must painfully regret to inform you that your husband was indeed cheating on
you, but it was the only way that he could keep you safe from the wrath of the
mob bosses of Frank Hinatchi. As was
previously anticipated, he was heavily in gambling debt with one of Frank’s
casinos. Ms. Zuckerberg was someone who
could keep him distracted from attacking you in order to make you pay. She was one of Frank’s secretaries, and was
able to keep the file of the gambling debt off his table if Mr. Dinkleberg gave
her “what she wanted”. In truth Mrs.
Dinkleberg, I had been on the trail of Frank for quite some time even before
you came to me with your case. I
realized that I could use this case as a way of finding evidence to convict
Frank of a crime that could incriminate him for life. As I trailed your husband to the building of
Frank’s headquarters, I was able to sneak in and follow them closely. Apparently your husband was going to end his
affair with Ms. Zuckerberg in exchange for him being a personal member of
Frank’s gang. Unfortunately, Mr.
Hinatchi was in a bad mood, and
proceeded to shot your husband in the head.
I had a camera with me this whole time, and managed to get the evidence
I needed before getting spotted by the big man himself. There was a few minutes of gunfire, but then
the police came and picked up the big guy and all his cronies, and I gave them
the evidence they needed. Sadly, your
husband was dead even before I was able to take the picture. I am truly sorry for your loss, and all I can
give you for comfort is this: He chose to face his fears rather than spend
another day cheating on the woman he loved.
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Private Eye.