The Horror

The Horror

A Poem by mattavelli

Okay, so like, I have so much to do today, seriously. First, I so have to find something to wear, and ugh; I’m so never eating pizza again. Then, I’ve got to blah blah blah until the mall opens and blah blah at the salon and have her do my nails. After that I’m going to stop by the puppy store, yay!! It so better not rain. I wonder why they put up stop signs if you are going to stop anyway, like oh my god, seriously. Hmm, I wander what everyone else is doing.

~ The End, unless you’d like to read the same thing twelve more times, in the form of telephone conversations.


© 2008 mattavelli



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This was funny, yet sadly realistic.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Definately a snippet of the mind of the "valley girl" type. Nice write

Posted 4 Years Ago


i believe the phrase is 'laugh out loud' or something like that.
Nice...
Jaff :)

Posted 4 Years Ago


"Ok, now my brain hurts! Can someone's mind really function so much like a cheerleaders shopping list? Scary. Great Write! "

Said it all. :P

Posted 4 Years Ago


nice write.... reminds me of a frank zappa song valley girls!!!

Posted 4 Years Ago


hum?

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Busy,busy dont forget to stop and smell a rose today!

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Nice.

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

interesting one. Good stuff.

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ok, now my brain hurts! Can someone's mind really function so much like a cheerleaders shopping list? Scary. Great Write!

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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mattavelli

Taizhou, Jiangsu, China



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Hello, I write poems. I realize that the reviews I write are simple and unhelpful at times. I'm no good at it. I've run out of ways to say That's Pretty, but if I think it is, I'll write somethin.. more..

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