Presidential Form LetterA Story by Michael StevensDon't deviate from the script!
"To White House Aides- -the following form letter is to be given to President Trump, following yet-another mass shooting, as he's liable to go off half-cocked at the mouth:
"Hello--glad you could hear me today. Is everybody having a good time? Good, glad to hear it. Today, I'm told there's been another mass shooting in _____(fill in blank) I understand the shooter was ______(fill in blank) (If Muslim--'See, build my wall, and this cretin- thug-b*****d would have never been in a firing position. This just proves my point, what I've been saying all along, these terrorists are dangerous,and I can stop them, but only if you all quit being Democrats) (If the shooter was white, 'Now is not the time to talk about this, other than I'll add it's a mental health issue, not a firearm issue.' (Pause, acknowledge the applause coming from the guy in the 'I's Smart!' tee shirt.) 'Once again, I urge you all to have some drinks, party, and think about what I've said here today. I bless the United States of America." © 2017 Michael Stevens |
StatsAuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..Writing
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