Summer Hike

A little humor

One Summer when we were teens

And our younger brothers were tweens

We decided not to bike

But to go to the woods for a hike

We hiked along the way

When Ralph began to gripe

He had to go to our dismay

I said go behind the tree

It is number two and I have nothing with to wipe

Use some leaves don't complain to me

So off he went to answer natur's call

Behind the oak that was so tall

He was soon back

All in tack

I used the leaves that were shiny

To wipe my hiny

I shook my head and tried to keep my cool

That is poisin ivy you fool

You call yourself a country boy

Because for awhile you will have no joy

You will be showing no class

AS you walk around scratching your a*s

 

 

 

Reviews

[Aspiring Angel]

ROTFL I LOVED THIS! Thank you for the smile.

Hugs,
Lesa

[Shelby Taylor]

Lol cute

[Traces]

Now this was refreshing to read Tim. Very cute! Holly

[emmajoy]

This is so naughty! Obviously a very strong memory! I suppose this is what is called lavatorial humour!

[T]

Oh my goodness! LOL I know it's not funny to your brother but the way you wrote it is so comical! When you gotta go, you gotta go! lol That should be a lesson learned. Be prepared on hiking trips :)) Wonderfully written, Tim ... hugs

[Samuel Dickens]

It would be much worse than an itch, believe me. Those of us who've spent a lot of time in the woods know about that little problem. I'll bet Ralph never made that mistake again. Good job, Tim!