The Jews

Jews

Hello there I'm a Jew,

they snip my penis how about you?

I wear a kippa,

I can make it do a flippa.

 

Hello there I'm a jew,

I'll take your money off of you.

Yes I pray,

my temple I stay.

 

Hello there I'm a jew,

my nose is big, bigger than you.

My kippa can flip,

I've had the snip.

 

Yes its painful,

quite an ordeal.

The doctor missed times eight,

that doctor I hate.

 

Hello there i'm a jew,

BUT I REALLY WISH I WASN'T.

Author's Note

Just to clarrify i'm not actually jewish i just made it up for this poem.

Reviews

[EMMIE]

OK. THIS IS SOMETHING SOME JEWISH FOLKS OUT THERE CAN RELATE TO IM SURE. CLEVER. VERY CLEVER.

[Jessica]

haha jack......you actually did it :~0 nice

[Ian]

Oh well you can't always get what you want and you most definetly don't want to be a sell out on your own race.

[HorrorMaster]

I'm jewish, but I thought this was a good poem. I don't like being jewish either lol.

[The Water Queen]

it gave me a good laugh

[Coyote Poetry]

Wow you had me for a moment. I read your author note and was steer in the right direction. In the last 25 years. Hospital been trying to cut everyone. A fun and wild poem to read. Thank you.
Coyote