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Lasciviousness: DiscussA Poem by paperwizardsWhen I walk out of my door I’m not mine anymore. I become: lost property Claimed by the eyes of the men that watch me I know looking is free.. |
SirenaA Story by MatthewCollege senior Chuck Schroeder oddly attracts the attention of a beautiful, yet mysterious, woman. She may be the key to solving a terrible crime whic.. |
GE AppliancesA Poem by Randy JohnsonThere's something about my wife that astounds me.She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.I bought her a washing machine that was made by Wh.. |
I'm Justin Bred, not just inbredA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head.Everybody who I know thinks that I'm married to my .. |
PantsedA Poem by Randy JohnsonMy ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.She had to walk around the mall in h.. |
Sex ChangeA Poem by Randy JohnsonI've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.She went behind my back and had a sex change.When I came home one afternoon, a man answer.. |
I want to come back as a Robot...A Poem by OnlymeEmotions..... Emotionswhat would happenif we whereborn like Robotsno feelingsat all?Just programme and plug me inthe morningI perform and jobs are don.. |
Are u Dumbledore in disguise?A Poem by OnlymeAre u Dumbledore in disguise?someone jokingly of courseasked me.I guess they mean the characterfrom a J.K. Rowling bookthe epitome ofgoodness. this ch.. |
I am uglyA Story by lexwriterThoughts and dark humor about why I(and many other teenagers) find themselves asking the biggest question that nobody cares about. |
Bald BullA Poem by Randy JohnsonThis poem was inspired by 'Punch-out' which was manufactured by Nintendo. |
Stop It - You're Scaring the KidsA Story by Dadikus PrimeA reworking of a Toastmasters Speech |
The Treacherous DeepA Poem by K. S. CookBirth in the Form of Terza Rima |