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Lasciviousness: Discuss

Lasciviousness: Discuss

A Poem by paperwizards


When I walk out of my door I’m not mine anymore. I become: lost property Claimed by the eyes of the men that watch me I know looking is free..
Sirena

Sirena

A Story by Matthew


College senior Chuck Schroeder oddly attracts the attention of a beautiful, yet mysterious, woman. She may be the key to solving a terrible crime whic..
GE Appliances

GE Appliances

A Poem by Randy Johnson


There's something about my wife that astounds me.She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.I bought her a washing machine that was made by Wh..
I'm Justin Bred, not just inbred

I'm Justin Bred, not just inbred

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head.Everybody who I know thinks that I'm married to my ..
Pantsed

Pantsed

A Poem by Randy Johnson


My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.She had to walk around the mall in h..
Sex Change

Sex Change

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.She went behind my back and had a sex change.When I came home one afternoon, a man answer..
I want to come back as a Robot...

I want to come back as a Robot...

A Poem by Onlyme


Emotions..... Emotionswhat would happenif we whereborn like Robotsno feelingsat all?Just programme and plug me inthe morningI perform and jobs are don..
Are u Dumbledore in disguise?

Are u Dumbledore in disguise?

A Poem by Onlyme


Are u Dumbledore in disguise?someone jokingly of courseasked me.I guess they mean the characterfrom a J.K. Rowling bookthe epitome ofgoodness. this ch..
I am ugly

I am ugly

A Story by lexwriter


Thoughts and dark humor about why I(and many other teenagers) find themselves asking the biggest question that nobody cares about.
Bald Bull

Bald Bull

A Poem by Randy Johnson


This poem was inspired by 'Punch-out' which was manufactured by Nintendo.
Stop It - You're Scaring the Kids

Stop It - You're Scaring the Kids

A Story by Dadikus Prime


A reworking of a Toastmasters Speech
The Treacherous Deep

The Treacherous Deep

A Poem by K. S. Cook


Birth in the Form of Terza Rima
FAIL!

FAIL!

A Story by D.Nic


Writing prompt on Pinterest: "I See the Assassins Have Failed."